Homepage
Open in app
Sign in
Get started
The Haven
A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk
About
Haven Animation
Clem Samson
Larry Lambert
Archives
Write/Support
School
Follow
FUNNY STUFF
Trump’s ‘Big Announcement’ — Just Another Grift for Money
Trump’s ‘Big Announcement’ — Just Another Grift for Money
Gee, looks like they accidently forgot to include a couple of his chins in that pic
Johnny Robish
Dec 16
Negative Book Blurbs
Negative Book Blurbs
“I found it literally impossible to put this book down. Probably because it was so full of hot air.”
R.D. Ronstad
Dec 16
Woman Finds Drumpf’s Face on Twinkie
Woman Finds Drumpf’s Face on Twinkie
Church leaders divided on miracle status
Phillip T Stephens
Dec 15
A Modest Proposal to Make that FFM Three Way You’ve Been Dreaming of Happen
A Modest Proposal to Make that FFM Three Way You’ve Been Dreaming of Happen
Men let’s assume that you’ve been in a relationship for several years at least or maybe even are married and you’ve hankered after that…
Glenn M Stewart
Dec 15
Snakes Have Clits Too
Snakes Have Clits Too
So stop it with your same old patriarchal biases
Elle Beau ❇︎
Dec 15
Germany Fails to Win World Cup!
Germany Fails to Win World Cup!
World (Unofficially) Celebrates, Exhales
Rich Taylor
Dec 15
#69. “If you don’t know where you are going, how will you know when you get there?”
#69. “If you don’t know where you are going, how will you know when you get there?”
Check out The Tao Of Spyder: Part Deux for fifty more rules to live and not be shy by!
Spyder Darling
Dec 15
A Christmas Newsletter Critique
A Christmas Newsletter Critique
Aunt Mae,
Derek Bremer
Dec 15
Eric Trump Was Already Increasingly Concerned About His Dad
Eric Trump Was Already Increasingly Concerned About His Dad
Now he fears things could only get worse
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 15
It’s Hereditary?
It’s Hereditary?
Woof!
Pat Romito LaPointe
Dec 15
I’m Not Happy With The Role I’ve Been Assigned In Mike’s Elaborate Marriage Proposal
I’m Not Happy With The Role I’ve Been Assigned In Mike’s Elaborate Marriage Proposal
I think my talents are being wasted in this role.
r.j. kushner
Dec 15
Why a Dog Is Still a Dog — Even at Christmas
Why a Dog Is Still a Dog — Even at Christmas
A dog is no substitute for cat
Philip Ogley
Dec 15
MAGA Pastor Urges Direct Voting for US Senators be Abolished Because Democrats Win
MAGA Pastor Urges Direct Voting for US Senators be Abolished Because Democrats Win
How we supposed to ‘Make America Great Again,’ when losers keep winning elections?
Johnny Robish
Dec 15
A Perfect Proposal To Bring Home Russian Hostage Paul Whelan
A Perfect Proposal To Bring Home Russian Hostage Paul Whelan
I’ve Finally Found A Way Trump Can Help Out.
David Volk
Dec 14
Top 10 Abandoned New Year’s Resolutions of 2022
Top 10 Abandoned New Year’s Resolutions of 2022
May old aspirations be forgot…
Jeffrey Harvey
Dec 14
5 Things You Hate Whilst In The Supermarket
5 Things You Hate Whilst In The Supermarket
I advise you to start shopping at your local corner shop.
Shamar M
Dec 14
Reasons to Go Greyhound (or Not)
Reasons to Go Greyhound (or Not)
You need to go somewhere you don’t really want to get to.
R.D. Ronstad
Dec 14
Disgraced FTX Founder Sends Heartfelt Holiday Greeting to His Besties
Disgraced FTX Founder Sends Heartfelt Holiday Greeting to His Besties
The following hastily scrawled holiday notes were among the contraband items seized today in Sam Bankman-Fried’s luxurious new jail cell:
C L Smith
Dec 14
#68. “It’s not too late today. But it will be someday. Busy yourself accordingly.”
#68. “It’s not too late today. But it will be someday. Busy yourself accordingly.”
Check out The Tao Of Spyder: Part Deux for fifty more rules to live and dine by!
Spyder Darling
Dec 14
Chef Jean-Luke, Taking a Day Off, Visits the Zoo for Inspiration
Chef Jean-Luke, Taking a Day Off, Visits the Zoo for Inspiration
And he learns how to play
Val Francis
Dec 14
Are You Ruining Your Relationship with Your Dog?
Are You Ruining Your Relationship with Your Dog?
Here’s a checklist for you.
Larrylambert
Dec 14
The Cat-Call Heard Around My Soul
The Cat-Call Heard Around My Soul
The other day, an African American woman cat-called me from her car while stopped at a red light.
Joe Camerota
Dec 14
Again, Great Medium Pals et al. Into the Breach I Say, Into the Shit Soup!
Again, Great Medium Pals et al. Into the Breach I Say, Into the Shit Soup!
Here’s the deal, Medium sucks at SEO
Terry Trueman
Dec 13
Finally, Being “Present”
Finally, Being “Present”
Really???
Pat Romito LaPointe
Dec 13
Having Sex With a Frog Changed My Life
Having Sex With a Frog Changed My Life
Just ask my wife
George Ochsenfeld
Dec 13
Top Reasons We Should Care That Krysten Sinema Left The Democrats
Top Reasons We Should Care That Krysten Sinema Left The Democrats
Yeah, You Weren’t Imagining Things, It Really Happened.
David Volk
Dec 13
Rejecting Matthew
Rejecting Matthew
Would his gospel make the cut today?
David Martin
Dec 13
Copulation Meets Aviation
Copulation Meets Aviation
The Mile High Club
Victor Cardenas
Dec 13
My Name is Bebe and I Am a Netflix Addict
My Name is Bebe and I Am a Netflix Addict
I didn’t realize I had a problem. It started innocently enough, as a way to de-stress.
Bebe Nicholson
Dec 13
Disasters at Home! What Happens When You Mix Up Household Products
Disasters at Home! What Happens When You Mix Up Household Products
Oh, and don’t dry your damp poodle in the microwave
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Dec 13
About The Haven
Latest Stories
Archive
About Medium
Terms
Privacy