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An Open Letter to tWitch
An Open Letter to tWitch
I wish you loved yourself as much as I — and the world — loved you.
Daniella Cressman
Dec 15
An Open Letter to the Eiffel Tower
An Open Letter to the Eiffel Tower
About as special as a ten-ounce rat
Oscar Rhea
Dec 5
Open Letter to People Who Think I Have a Covid Cough
Open Letter to People Who Think I Have a Covid Cough
I’m ill…but not that ill!
Adam Robinson
Dec 5
An Open Letter To Democrats — Those Hypocrites
An Open Letter To Democrats — Those Hypocrites
You are conservative-lite, and not the progressives you pretend to be.
Some Glasses
Nov 29
An Open Letter to My Digestive System
An Open Letter to My Digestive System
Remember the fun we used to have together? Oh my god! I still hurt thinking about it!
Terminal Impala
Nov 29
Open Letter to Joaquin Phoenix
Open Letter to Joaquin Phoenix
Life’s not a tragedy — it’s a comedy
Mark Tulin
Nov 24
An Open Letter to City Parking
An Open Letter to City Parking
My ongoing war with the parking bureaucracy
David Martin
Nov 24
An Open Letter to Billionaires Who Propose Giving Their Fortunes to Charity
An Open Letter to Billionaires Who Propose Giving Their Fortunes to Charity
Just pay your employees, it’s not that complicated
Walter Rhein
Nov 21
An Open Letter of Congratulations to Senator-Elect John Fetterman
An Open Letter of Congratulations to Senator-Elect John Fetterman
Good grief, man! You did it! You beat those asshole Republicans, even though you had a stroke!
Terminal Impala
Nov 21
An Open Letter to….
An Open Letter to….
March 2023
Reef Baby
Nov 18
An Open Letter to the Coal-Rolling A-Hole Who Lives Down the Street
An Open Letter to the Coal-Rolling A-Hole Who Lives Down the Street
I don’t like you. My dog doesn’t like you. The birds don’t like you. Nobody likes you.
Walter Rhein
Nov 18
An Open Letter to Safeway
An Open Letter to Safeway
When is a deal not a deal?
David Volk
Nov 18
An Open Letter to the Rainbo Club in Chicago, Illinois
An Open Letter to the Rainbo Club in Chicago, Illinois
Get cool or get drunk trying
Emerson Dameron
Nov 18
An Open Letter to a Little Shit — My Stepdaughter
An Open Letter to a Little Shit — My Stepdaughter
Your middle finger was the middle finger that was seen around the world!
Terminal Impala
Nov 13
An Open Letter to Calendar Hawkers
An Open Letter to Calendar Hawkers
I will pay you to stop sending this useless crap
Jean Campbell
Nov 13
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