OPEN LETTERS

An Open Letter to Tony Soprano

I really wanted a sequel

Dear Tony,

I was in Gelson’s Market some time ago, and I almost ran into your cousin, Chris, with my shopping cart. I call him Chris, but his real name is Michael Imperioli. Anyway, he was looking for pasta, and he almost stepped back into my cart as I navigated the aisle.

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Open Letters are sent to the world and beyond. Here we say what must be said, whether it is harsh, humorous, or even a teensy bit passive aggressive. Share your open letters with the world, the meta-physical, or your micro-managing boss.

OPEN LETTERS

An Open Letter to Tony Soprano

I really wanted a sequel

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