Dec 5
3 min read
OPEN LETTERS
An Open Letter to the Eiffel Tower
About as special as a ten-ounce rat
Dear Eiffel,
I confess, the first time I laid eyes on you, I fell in love. There you were, casting gold into that purple night, standing head, shoulders, chest, bellybutton, and labia above the City of Lights. A welcome beacon, a passionate seductress, promising romance on…
