Is the response to an apology — Antapology is annoying Anthropology is annoying? I did not say anthropology. I said antapology. Oh, I am so sorry. And so you should be. It’s bad, very bad. Never repudiate That which is freely offered For your edification. Words are important. But you, You ignorant ignoramus, You never listen. You never ever listen. How can you just sit there With…

In 20 words — An executive with type A personality had a heart attack. His doctor told him he had to learn how to relax and suggested that meditation might help. He saw an ad for a lecture which would provide a brief introduction to meditation and decided to attend. The lecturer was a…

And 20 word humour with bad puns — Puzzles (answers below): Spent an hour watching a dog chase its tail. Dogs are so easily amused. Be careful, You shouldn’t take a laxative with holy water because… Billy me lad, give us a lift to the crown an’ anchor. I got me license but… Barbie needed a drink to…

20 Word Humour — Can you come up with the punch lines for the following? You can’t go back and make a brand new start. But you can go back and… Once upon a time in Neverland, there was a fairy who smelled so bad that they called her… I want a crank on my casket that plays jack-in-the-box music… Oh, no not again! I…

A twittle — No Dove chocolate in Canada. We do have Dove soap. A Visitor arrived. Dove’s white chocolate bar he spied He had a big surprise. Dove (chocolate) was purchased by Mars in 1986. It sells chocolates and chocolate bars under the name Dove in the US only. …

Anatomy of His Acronym — Who does your acronym say you are? Gee this is difficult. Y you ask? My name is a misspelling. My parents named me (Jim) because my middle name is Nasium. What genre do you write about? I don’t. Here’s a sample of some of the different genres I have dabbled in: Arthur Ashby Only Wrote One Word Don’t procrastinate. Just write.medium.com The Bandit Leader and the Liar A 50 word storymedium.com

A twittle — A friendly caterpillar met a ladybug. Who rudely bit off his head. “Enjoy your lunch”, he said. For two heads are better than one Uraba lugens is nicknamed the mad hatterpillar because of its distinctive exoskeletal feature. Every time it sheds the head portion of its exoskeleton, the exoskeleton stays…

A twittle — A tragic tale of defenestration, in support of the elimination of the useless digraph “gh” He did not have a thought. He was so thoroughly annoyed. He threw himself through the window. if that is not enough then tough. What’s a twittle A Twittle is an Air-type Loomian introduced by Loomian Legacy. Loomian…

A Twittle — It is not proper. If you cope you are not a copper. If you are a frog that hops you’re a hopper. Proper should properly be propper. This poem is a Twittle. A Twittle is an Air-type Loomian introduced by Loomian Legacy. Loomian Legacy is a series of Roblox games…