Published in The Haven·1 day agoMember-onlyDisgraced FTX Founder Sends Heartfelt Holiday Greeting to His BestiesThe following hastily scrawled holiday notes were among the contraband items seized today in Sam Bankman-Fried’s luxurious new jail cell: Dearest Maxine — Let’s always remember the good times we had. P.S. My offer of the beachside cabana still stands!Business3 min readBusiness3 min read
Published in The Haven·Oct 29Member-onlyA Super-Duper Holiday Season Awaits Horny Scorpioby C L Smith, in Fractured Astrology, on Medium You’re going to have sex on the brain through the holidays and for the foreseeable future, Scorp. So, what else is new? The Full Moon and Total Lunar Eclipse on November 8 will bring good tidings if you play your (strip-poker)…Humor1 min readHumor1 min read
Published in The Haven·Oct 11Member-onlyRe-imagining the Films of Harvey WeinsteinWith disgraced movie producer Harvey Weinstein’s second trial for sexual assault underway in Los Angeles, it’s high time to take a second…Humor2 min readHumor2 min readPhotoshop illustration by Randy NowellRe-imagining the Films of Harvey Weinstein----
Published in The Haven·Oct 6Member-only‘Tis the Season for Libras to Get Busy!by C L Smith on Medium You’re way ahead of the game as usual, Lib! Let’s review your holiday season checklist, so I can offer a few remarks and reminders: Pumpkins sourced for Halloween? “Done and done.” But have you polished the carving utensils yet. If not, get going. …Astrology2 min readAstrology2 min read
Published in The Haven·Sep 8Member-onlyHoly Smokes! How Will Your Favorite Sports Team Be Affected by the Next Civil War?With the looming threat of a second American Civil War on the horizon, I asked several popular sports figures what to expect once the shooting stops. Herschel Walker and Colin Kaepernick were the only two influencers who got back to me. …Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in The Haven·Aug 26Member-only2022 Horoscope 4 Puffectionists of the Virgo PersuaswionAugust 23 — September 22Astrology1 min readAstrology1 min read© Volodymyr Tverdokhlib | Dreamstime.com2022 Horoscope 4 Puffectionists of the Virgo Persuaswion----
Published in The Haven·Aug 22Member-onlyHow Would J. Edgar Hoover Have Handled the Mar-a-Lago Investigation?Current FBI Director Christopher Wray: Thanks for coming all this way to see me, Chief. Sorry it’s so hot up here. Summer in DC is the worst! Retired FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover: You call this hot? Feels more like Siberia to me. How can I help? WRAY: I’m afraid…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in The Haven·Aug 12Member-onlyMash-up at Mar-a-Lago: A Pictorial Review of the Historic HousewarmingDATELINE: MONDAY, AUGUST 9, 2022. MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA. ARCHITECTURAL RENDERING OF THE PROPOSED CONFEDERATE WHITE HOUSE. PENDING INSURRECTION AND PERMIT APPROVAL.Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published in The Haven·Aug 5Member-onlyThe Mid-Year Performance Review of an Uvalde SWAT Team MemberWith my sincere apologies and condolences to the townspeople of Uvalde and the families of the victims. You deserved better! During the first half of 2022, officer Festus Fernandoze generated record revenue for the department through his clever issuance of trivial traffic and parking violations. …Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published in The Haven·Jul 23Member-onlyComic Astrology Forecast for Cool Cats of the Leo PersuasionIn the jungle, the mighty jungle, The Lion Sleeps Tonight.Humor2 min readHumor2 min readID 11138646 © Pixworld | Dreamstime.comComic Astrology Forecast for Cool Cats of the Leo Persuasion----
